Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
ok so I'm going to write something in this little box here! I could ramble on about meaningless sh*t because I just know you guys won't read my rules and regulations and you will still message me! Well all I can say is thank god for message filters!!! Ok for those of you that CANT read I am editing my profile , if you are miles away (over 21 miles)...
I'm Jane, I'm a really big beautiful woman with lots of flesh to get lost in and I'm part of a happily married bi-sexual couple who are seeking fun with other bi or bi-curious girls, guys or couples! Also looking for straight 3/4 some's too if you are not into the bi thing! Will travel or meet halfway but wont exchange mobile numbers in the first instance and PLEASE DON'T...
Just after a little fun in life.... Nothing heavy and please if you like playing head games move on! I also will NOT play with a married man, no matter how unhappy that marriage is!! What can I say about myself.... Bored housemum and naughty nana that wants a bit of excitement Inbetween the sheets pretty much narrows it down. Somebody that can cum and cum again would be ideal...
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
hi, I am here for fun..but looking for one guy rather than lots of different ones..if you ask to meet in opening message I will delete..it might be nsa fun but I like to connect with whom I meet..not just fuck and go..prefer guys over forty and I like a hairy chest too..humour is important too..not interested in beards..clean shaven please....so come say hi but it wont guarantee you a...
Just hoping to meet nice people...grab a drink and see if we get on. I've no intention of meeting strangers for sex and don't sleep around... Looking for someone cool (stylish, tall, well groomed, athletic and aged 27-37) to kick about with :) Nothing heavy, the usual social stuff (drinks, dinner, fun stuff, maybe the odd weekend away) and maybe something physical if we click, but all very light hearted...
Im on here to meet new people and have some fun dates ..nothing more as not looking for a long term relationship right now .. I travel a lot with my job and have a great circle of friends so if youre in the south lets chat and see what happens .. Happy, fun and enjoy all the usual stuff like eating out, drinks, clubs and duvet days lol ..oh...